"The gender someone calls themselves doesn’t bestow any magic powers or insight or ability." - Such hypocritical garbage. A female "creator" could literally wipe her ass on a sheet of paper and get called awesome by the sewing circle.
Originally, Black Canary was a non-powered vigilante named Dinah Drake. During appearances in the Silver Age, in crossovers with the Justice League of America, she became popular enough that she was brought to Earth One to join the JLA.
It was decided that there were TWO Black Canaries, a mother, the original, who stayed on Earth Two and was a member of the JSA, and her DAUGHTER, Dinah Lance, who had a genetic mutation called the “Canary cry,” and came to Earth One to join the JLA.
Charmingly, this younger Dinah, last name Lance, was watched over by her ‘uncles’ in the Justice Society, many of whom taught her fighting and other skills she uses to this day!
But what ever happened to the Black Canary’s ability to call forth a swarm of canaries to help her glide? What happened?!
The most hilarious thing is that this isn’t even a joke. Gunfire was a serious hero DC tried to market in the 90’s. Yeah.
Yep. I mean a superhero who makes things explode when he touches stuff… That’s ridicul-oh hey Gambit.
Vague Cap 2 Spoiler
Y’know Cap 2 becomes funnier if you assume Tony’s aware of a bunch of stuff going on. “Better start hacking those just in case. I mean really… Someone thought I wouldn’t notice somethings scanning the entire damn world?”
Ooh another comic page to maybe buy.
Wally, why are you so Wally?
Man. Anyone have that bit where Wally’s talking to Dr. Light (Kimiyo) and manages to eff up in the dumbest way possible by trying to compare his wife Linda to her just because they’re both Asian?
Just because I can’t say I find anything more amusing than this. It’s so horribly racist but in a “Wally you’re a complete dumbass” kinda way.